100+ Best Cute Funny Love Quotes And Sayings for Him Her

“Honesty is the way to a relationship. If  you can fake that, you’re in.”

True love is really astonishing just when it’s genuinely valid.

Love is a two-way road always under development.

Love resembles a tornado, lifts you up off your feet and now and then takes a large portion of your home.

You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the main word once more.

Young ladies resemble telephones. We love to be held and conversed with, however in the event that you press the wrong catch you’ll be disengaged!

I love my PC since every one of my friends lives inside it!

Do you have faith in love at first sight, or would it be a good idea for me to stroll by once more?

A man in love is not finished until the point when he is married. At that point, he is done.

Love thy neighbor, simply keep an eye out for the spouse

Love is the main sort of flame which is never secured by protection.

“On the off chance that love is the appropriate response, might you be able to please rethink the inquiry?”

Genuine romance resembles apparitions, which everybody discusses and few have seen.

All you require is love. Be that as it may, a little chocolate occasionally doesn’t hurt.

Love is visually impaired yet marriage is a genuine eye-opener

Love doesn’t drop on you startlingly; you need to radiate signs, similar to a novice radio administrator.

Love your adversaries. It makes them so cursed distraught.

I had a fantasy that regardless I loved you…I think I woke up shouting.

Love is fun, in any case, it won’t pay the bills.

It wasn’t loved at first sight. It took an entire five minutes.

The vast majority of individuals love chocolate, and the tenth individual is continually lying.

I love you so much I’d battle a bear for you. Indeed, not a mountain bear since they have paws, and not a panda bear since they know Kung Fu… In any case, a care bear, I’d certainly battle and administer to you.

Why weep for somebody when you can giggle by another person?

A man experiences passionate feelings through his eyes, a lady through her ears

Individuals should go gaga for their eyes shut.

“Being a decent spouse resembles being an outstanding comic. You require 10 years before you can call yourself a novice.”

On the off chance that you message ‘I love you’ to a man and the individual composes back an emoji — regardless of what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.

I practically had a psychic sweetheart yet she cleared out me before we met.

My telephone battery keeps going longer than a large portion of my relation these days.

On the off chance that I had a rose for each time I thought of you, I’d stroll through an interminable garden of roses.

On the off chance that she happens to fall, I’ll be there to giggle at first and afterward enable her to up subsequently.

Love is a fire. In any case, regardless of whether it will warm your heart or torch your home, you can never tell.

Attractive energy is not in charge of individuals becoming hopelessly enamored.

Love is a sea of feelings totally encompassed by costs.

Love is a considerable measure of a spinal pain, it doesn’t appear on X-beams, however, you know it’s there.

“My best anti-conception medication now is simply to leave the lights on.”

I love you more than espresso, yet kindly don’t make me demonstrate it.

The four most essential words in any marriage…I’ll do the dishes.

All you require is love. Be that as it may, a little chocolate every so often doesn’t hurt.

Love is a shared self-giving which closes in self-recuperation.

“Clearly, in the event that I was not kidding about having an association with somebody long haul, the last individuals I would acquaint him with would be my family.”

In the event that you love them in the morning with their eyes loaded with outside; in the event that you love them around evening time with their hair brimming with rollers, odds are, you’re in love.

My last love is much the same as that thong dwindle Griffin obtained from me… Never getting it back.

You can’t put a sticker price on love. Be that as it may, in the event that you would, I’d be able to sit tight for it to go at a bargain.

I love you regardless of what you do, yet do you need to do as such quite a bit of it?

A paleontologist is the best spouse any lady can have; the more seasoned she gets, the more intrigued he is with her.

“I thought I was unbridled, however, it turns out I was quite recently exhaustive.”

“Love is a considerable measure of a spinal pain, it doesn’t appear on X-beams, yet you know it’s there.”

“I love being hitched. It’s so extraordinary to discover one exceptional individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.”

“In the event that you message ‘I love you’ to a man and the individual composes back an emoji — regardless of what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.”

“I was hitched by a judge. I ought to have requested a jury.”

“Love is telling somebody their hair augmentations are appearing.”

“I’m presently making a Jewish porno film. 10 percent sex, 90 percent blame.”

“Love is the appropriate response, however, while you’re sitting tight for the appropriate response, sex brings up some quite great issues.”

“My friends reveal to me I have a closeness issue. Be that as it may, they don’t generally know me.”

“In the event that you can remain in love for over two years, you’re on something.”

“Marriage is truly extreme since you need to manage sentiments and legal counselors.”

“My sibling is gay and my folks couldn’t care less, as long as he weds a specialist.”

“My significant other feared the dull… at that point she saw me bare and now she’s anxious about the light.”

“I know a man who surrendered smoking, drinking, sex, and rich nourishment. He was solid straight up to the time he killed himself.”‘

“My better half gets all the cash I make. I simply get an apple and clean garments each morning.”

I’ll play with you consistently.

“I went to a meeting for untimely ejaculators. I cleared out right on time.”

“Love is fantastic; separate is a hundred thousand.”

“Ladies love a self-assured bare man.”

The most valiant thing that men do is love ladies.

“Ladies require motivation to have intercourse. Men simply require a place.”

“Ladies can’t grumble about men any longer until the point when they begin showing signs of improvement taste in them.”

“80% of wedded men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”

“Genuine love adds up to withholding reality, notwithstanding when you’re offered the ideal chance to offend someone.”

“Wed a man your own age; as your excellence blurs, so will his visual perception.”

Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz

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The sentiment is the icing, yet love is the cake. Mysterious

Where love is the situation, the specialist is an ass. English Proverb

Love is the same as like with the exception of you feel sexier. Judith Viorst

A kiss is a ruddy spot over the “I” of cherishing. Cyrano de Bergerac

I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth! Chico Marx

My best conception prevention now is simply to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers

In the event that love is the appropriate response, might you be able to rethink the inquiries? Lily Tomlin

Ladies require motivation to engage in sexual relations. Men simply require a place. Billy Crystal

I was hitched by a judge. I ought to have requested a jury. Groucho Marx

A kiss without a mustache resembles an egg without salt. Spanish Proverb

I went to a meeting for untimely ejaculators. I exited early. Jack Benny

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle. Ring Lardner

What the world truly needs is more love and less printed material. Pearl Bailey

In the event that love is the appropriate response, would you be able to please rethink the inquiry? Lily Tomlin

Love is telling somebody their hair augmentations are appearing. Natasha Leggero

Sentimental love is maladjustment. In any case, it’s a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz

I thought I was wanton, however, it turns out I was recently intensive. Russell Brand

Attractive energy can’t be considered in charge of individuals becoming hopelessly enamored. Albert Einstein

On the off chance that you can remain in love for over two years, you’re on something. Fran Lebowitz

On the off chance that you can remain in love for over two years, you’re on something. Fran Lebowitz

Trustworthiness is the way to a relationship. In the event that you can fake that, you’re in. Richard Jeni

I’m presently making a Jewish porno film. 10 percent sex, 90 percent blame. Henny Youngman

You know you’re in love when you can’t nod off in light of the fact that the truth is at long last superior to your fantasies.

Wed a man your own age; as your magnificence blurs, so will his visual perception. Phyllis Diller

Try not to have intercourse by the garden entryway, love is visually impaired yet the neighbors ain’t. Unknown

When you angle for love, gold with your heart, not your mind.

All you require is love. Yet, a little chocolate from time to time doesn’t hurt.

There is a place you can touch a lady that will make her insane – her heart.

Love is the main two-player diversion in which both players can win.

There are three things that issue most to me, you, you and you!

Do butterflies feel people in their stomach when they’re in love?